Not on the Carpet

loveleedunk:

Tony doesn’t share Steve

netflixer:

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jaclcfrost:

pairing you really love

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pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

Well, [Tony’s] leading the team with Captain America…
Marvel Studios Louis D’Esposito on Tony Stark, who may be up to his old tricks, and not so retired, in Avengers 2. [x] (via makairia)

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

doctor-korra-holmes-in-hogwarts:

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

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Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

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greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day